IDAHO Jokes

So, my dear buddy Kip http://www.flkipper.typepad.com/ posted a list on her blog of Florida jokes... found it funny and made me think of these that I heard a few weeks ago. I added a couple of extras I've heard too. Idaho really is a unique place to live!




by BuddhAllahrist on April 3, 2006 @ 8:29 pm.
It has been awhile since I’ve seen this, and I do not know if Jeff Foxworthy really wrote it, but it hits close to home anyways.
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Idaho.
If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Stanley is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Idaho.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Idaho.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Idaho.
If your brother’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Idaho.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Idaho.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Idaho.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Idaho.

and...

If you know what a jockey box is, you might live in Idaho.
If you know where Poky is, you might live in Idaho.
If you ever ran your car heater and ac the same day, you might live in Idaho.
If you have taken a week off for spud harvest, you might live in Idaho.
If you know the teen pregnancy rate in Rigby in the 1980's, you might live in Idaho.

I could keep going, but yea, we are a fun little state! OH and it is IDAHO, not IOWA.